Dear Frank,
I know you love me. But it's 0309. As in, just past 3am. I know you like sleeping under the duvet, preferably with your head on my arm and your paws on my belly, but please stop snoring in my ear. And I know you have to go to the loo as soon as you hear a noise, but your feet get really cold!
Love you though,
Me
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Dear Kevin,
Yes, you love me, you big hairy ginger fool, and I love you. You've made me smile so much in your six years with us. Your part-Burnese self needs to put a sock in it though. You are sleeping in the crook of my knees, alternating purring and snoring and I can't move without disturbing you. And I have cramp.
So...... Sorry, but you're the cat and I'm the human and I win. I am going to move...... In a minute.....
Love
Me
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Dear J,
Cuddling is lovely. Snuggling is lovely. Sleeping with your arms like a dead weight on my chest is less than lovely because of Frank and Kevin.
But you aren't snoring, so it could be worse.
Love you more and muchly,
Me
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Dear Insomnia,
Bugger off.
I don't love you and I have a busy day ahead. If I go to sleep now I can score at least another 90mins.
Bye bye now,
Me
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Dear Me,
Do not give up and just go and do work. No.
(If you are still awake at 4:30, you can start on the RE planning!)
Love,
Me.
P.S. Put the so-and-so badge on here tomorrow. Well. Later today.
- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone so don't mock the spelling and I'll be back later to sort the layout!
2 comments:
Lol! love your little comments at the end. I hope you get a fabulous nights sleep, you have a way with these posts, they really come alive. Are you on twiter? Mich x
It's great that you found the humour in this situation. Not sure that human wins over cat, though. ��
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