It's a coffin.
I'm not afraid of death. I'm not afraid of dying. I'm afraid I'll lose the AC, or worse, that we'll lose J. I know some people might not get why that is worse, but it would be - because then the AC would be hurting as well. If it was him that went, then he'd be with Rich and God, and wouldn't be hurting.
Did that make sense?
Posts about pie are more cheerful......